I read with sadness this morning that Norway has banned sex (along with and Finland, Sweden and possibly Estonia.) Not all sex, perhaps, but for Scandinavians in sexless long-term relationships with no secret affair on the horizon it might as well be, since it is now illegal to pay anybody to have sex with you. If you are a Norwegian citizen in this situation, the options available to you now seem to be:
- Go without sex for the rest of your miserable life.
- Get back on Friends Reunited and have another go at starting an affair.
- Leave the family home and financial security behind you to go and live in a bedsit and look for a new partner who's as nice as the old one but fancies a shag now and again.
- Continue discreetly paying for sex once or twice a month, but now risking arrest and criminal charges that could very well wreck your life as completely as the bedsit plan.
Good luck with that.
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