Thursday, January 1, 2009

Norway bans sex

I read with sadness this morning that Norway has banned sex (along with and Finland, Sweden and possibly Estonia.) Not all sex, perhaps, but for Scandinavians in sexless long-term relationships with no secret affair on the horizon it might as well be, since it is now illegal to pay anybody to have sex with you. If you are a Norwegian citizen in this situation, the options available to you now seem to be:

  1. Go without sex for the rest of your miserable life.
  2. Get back on Friends Reunited and have another go at starting an affair.
  3. Leave the family home and financial security behind you to go and live in a bedsit and look for a new partner who's as nice as the old one but fancies a shag now and again.
  4. Continue discreetly paying for sex once or twice a month, but now risking arrest and criminal charges that could very well wreck your life as completely as the bedsit plan.

Good luck with that.

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